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scourgestrider: psychopathicrainbow: I thought this was really...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:58:59 -0400

psychopathicrainbow:

I thought this was really funny because this Dirk takes this Dave’s glasses and is teasing him and someone yells out “Your Stridercest is showing!”

Oh my god

This is perfect in so many ways

stillcantbeleiveitsnotbutter: emkaymlp: Gun-toting granny Ava...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:58:22 -0400

stillcantbeleiveitsnotbutter:

emkaymlp:

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.

“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”

So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…

“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

is this a tarantino movie because it really should be

Wow.
She’s got some balls

What if I walked up to Robert Pattinson when he was surrounded by a bunch of Twilight fans and then pushed to the front and asked him to sign my copy of The Goblet of Fire.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:54:31 -0400

dobbyfredsirius:

drkarayua:

silent-renegade:

I strongly believe that man would actually start crying

Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day.

and only one fuck was given that day

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:33:27 -0400

tintofrain: Immersion: Simulation Racer [x]

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:30:04 -0400

tintofrain:

Immersion: Simulation Racer [x]

sluttyplzza: bleedingshadows94: krikanalo: sluttyplzza: slutt...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:29:12 -0400

sluttyplzza:

bleedingshadows94:

krikanalo:

sluttyplzza:

sluttyplzza:

we’ve done it kids we got homestuck on the national news

STOP FUCKGNI REBLOGGIN GTHIS

that is like the best post they could have gotten

I don’t see Homestuck…

shhh look closer

McGonagall is the best teacher everyone else can go...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:28:13 -0400

McGonagall is the best teacher everyone else can go home.

occasional-awesomeness: hunjeok: How did I end up with so many ships, jesus christ At first it was...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:27:39 -0400

occasional-awesomeness:

hunjeok:

How did I end up with so many ships, jesus christ

At first it was like

and now it’s just like

#the giant one is my otp

tomhiddlesbitch: things that need a movie: hawkeye black widow new hulk Things that are getting a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:27:26 -0400

tomhiddlesbitch:

things that need a movie:

hawkeye

black widow

new hulk

Things that are getting a movie

angry birds

englishmicroshorts: demuure: childrapist666: Try to take my...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:26:16 -0400

englishmicroshorts:

demuure:

childrapist666:

Try to take my virginity.

I dare you.

im crying

the strider mating ritual

whhoreo: stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:24:46 -0400

whhoreo:

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

~~stop hating yahoo~~ ~~✿◕ ‿ ◕✿~~

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box: raaw...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:24:33 -0400

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

raawritschai-ann:

So this just happened.

She’s one of us.

SHE UNDERSTANDS HOW MOFFAT’S MIND WORKS

I am seriously suspecting that Clara’s multiple lives were an attempt by Moffat to create a companion who could die more times than Rory did O.O;

wear pretty dresses :|: kiss all the boys: rainbowpui: tokesuo: peekind: someeldritchhorror: keionbu: ranyakumo:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:20:50 -0400

wear pretty dresses :|: kiss all the boys: rainbowpui: tokesuo: peekind: someeldritchhorror: keionbu: ranyakumo:...:

rainbowpui:

tokesuo:

peekind:

someeldritchhorror:

keionbu:

ranyakumo:

8ad-jokes:

Who wants to take part in a little experiment for me?

I want to see how people measure up to the Kinsey scale, it’s a rating for sexuality.

…

I got an F

studioghibligifs: “Many of my movies have strong female...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:18:00 -0400

studioghibligifs:

“Many of my movies have strong female leads–brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a saviour”

Spice Girls: YO-

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:16:43 -0400

Spice Girls: YO-
Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq

dinojay: momglarepyrope: sbahjification: kevinkinky-: spook-t...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:14:47 -0400

dinojay:

momglarepyrope:

sbahjification:

kevinkinky-:

spook-the-ass:

this makes me uncomfortable.

no

jesus christ its like when your drawings look perfectly fine and then you mirror them

nO,

I never realized before how much the US looks like a whale??

hnkkorgris: Me: Humm, I should practice some animation...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:13:57 -0400

hnkkorgris:

Me: Humm, I should practice some animation today!

Me: But what should I animate?

Me: Oh! Oh! You should animate a scene from Homestuck!

Me: Hey, yeah, that’s a great idea! But which scene?

Me: Do the suplex scene with Dave and Karkat!

Me: Geez, umm, that one’s kind of hard, though…

Me: Oh, and you should practice some camera movement too, since you kinda suck at that!

Me: Yeah, but, maybe I can do that with something else…

Me: DUUUUDE! You should make the camera pivot around Dave like in the MATRIX!!

Me: ಥ‿ಥ

Needless to say there are plenty of flaws but if you lean back and sort of squint a little I think it looks pretty good.

wearesorryfortheinconvenience: wearesorryfortheinconvenience: my friend is CONVINCED he is the one...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:09:59 -0400

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you where wondering this is the image

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

halmablog: I’m going to keep reblogging this.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:09:20 -0400

halmablog:

I’m going to keep reblogging this.

IMPORTANT

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:08:35 -0400

theuppitynegras:

thecommandertoast:

ofmagicandice:

So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life

LISTEN TO ME

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO

DON’T

OPEN

THEIR FUCKING PAGE

I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE

verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.

SIGNAL BOOST