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ALL OF THEM!!!

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

NEW FAVORITE ANGEL

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

far-too-many-fandoms:

kanrose:

riddle-my-hiddles:

kanrose:

the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”

he was so fucking terrified

are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god

i’m honestly starting to think that he is

well he is the man upstairs

I just realized something

parapsychologicalvulpes:

acatwalkedacrossthekeyboard:

whereismywizardhat:

So I was reading something about how pink doesn’t exist. It’s actually the brains way of processing colors that we can see but cannot comprehend, filling in the space between Purple and Red.

It’s a void

HUSSIE…

he’s a freaking evil genius

bean-alchemist:

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

wait

what

awesomephilia:

When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it

damonwells:

the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement