ALL OF THEM!!!
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
LOOK IT UP
NEW FAVORITE ANGEL
this will never not be hilarious to me
the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T”
he was so fucking terrified
are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god
i’m honestly starting to think that he is
well he is the man upstairs
So I was reading something about how pink doesn’t exist. It’s actually the brains way of processing colors that we can see but cannot comprehend, filling in the space between Purple and Red.
It’s a void
he’s a freaking evil genius
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement